Friday Bla Bla

Michael : I would like to dedicate "you're beautiful" by james blunt to the girl i have been seeing, regina.
DJ : Ok, imagine i am regina, what would u tell me when u bring me out on a dinner.
Michael : Give me a break, would u.
DJ : Ok, let Nat be the girl then. What would you say to her.
Nat : This steak is really good.
Michael : Where's the beef?
DJ'S : hahahaha

Second conversation.

Caller 1 : Does michael know this song is sung by james blunt to girl who already is in a relationship?
DJ : Yeah, probably he doesn't.
DJs and Caller : hahahahaha

Third conversation.

Michael : I do know about that song and that is why i listen to it everyday thinking about regina.
DJ : Oh michael, it is friday, cheer up!

Fourth conversation.

Regina : Hi, I am regina.
DJ : Hey Regina, you must be a hot girl to have guys going after you.
Regina : *giggle*
DJ : Ok, tell me how is Michael, Are you indeed seing someone?
Regina : Yes, I am seeing someone now. Michael is weird. I told him i listen to fly fm but didn't know he would call up and dedicate that song to me.
DJ : Weird? Hahahaha
Regina : Today is friday bla bla bla right?
DJ : Yes, tell us whats in your mind.
Regina : I just want to tell Michael stop trying too hard and don't expect to much from people.
DJ : So, Michael, not going to work out?
Regina : I dont know.

Moral of the story : don't fool yourself on a national radio. Now, michael, we all know you are never going to get Regina or any other girl after this because you are weird.

So you people out there, if you like someone, keep it low and don't tell the whole world until you know you have a bright chance at it. If not, shut the fuck up man.

Hahahahahahha. What a start for the day. For me,other listeners and the DJs, entertaining, for Regina, humiliating and for Michael, fucked up life he has to go through after this. Good Luck man sincerely. :))

Habeas Corpus

I am going, jolly good! ;)

Pissed. Totally..

It is not a very pleasant feeling when you do a work and it doesn't get any appreciation in return.

Let me tell you what has hapened to me. I helped this two people with their work. The best part, i felt so happy when both were very much surprisingly complimented my work. It was good. I spent few sleepless nights trying to figure out new idea and they keep on changing the fucking content and i keep on changing my idea. I had to redo some parts of the project all over again as there were no chance for me to change a little bit and magic happens.

The first project was done, they loved it, presented it and end of story.

The second one, which happens to be my company work is the one i had to work on day and night. I didn't get enough sleep the whole week. My eyeback has got worst! I feel feverish everyday but the work has to go on. I need to finish it up.

Every time i do, i make sure i don't do mistakes as my boss is particular to even one single spelling mistakes. I did and i did. Tuesday, i finished and showed him. He was imprssed. :)
But then, he said need to add little bit more. As dumb as i am, i didn't do an editable one. Probably out of frustration and the aim to finish it fast and get over it feeling. I couldnt take it. I had to redo everything back. :((

I took some time off, i went to puchong for a drink with the boys, but ended up only meeting mande as the rest were merely in sight. After dinner, i came back to the office and started doing my work again.Wednesday, i went to sunway so met up with others for a drink there, after that, came back to office to do my work. All these work starts at 9 am til 12am or 1 am. I am so damn fucking tired now. I can barely feel my finger typing this post.

Thursday night, around 9 pm. I finished my work and sent to my boss. He was indeed impressed with it. But he ask me to add more stuff. I said no, i need ot go back. He said little bit only. I said no!I need sleep. Good enough he said can continue today,which is friday!

The worst part is, my eyes were as red as it could be, it was 10 pm,i was leaving the office, dela called. She said got free passes to Getto heaven's 2nd anniversary. I said what the hell, a few mugs of beer would do justice for all the hard work. I went! :))

It was a nice night out with friends, drinks,music,friends and it was Iskandar's birthday as well! The crowd was fantastic i must say.

Then, i reached back home around 3am drained out. Had to get up at 7.30am to go to work. I reached to work today, and my eyes are still half closed. I didnt do anything in the morning, and afternoon we went out for lunch. It was the office lunch day. Just came back, still to tired to do my work and thought of blogging instead. hehehe...

Thats one hectic out of this world week! But i am lovin' it ;)

Bullshit I say!

It is rather funny why people get all emotional for simple, small things. I am NOT refering to anyone in particular but I want get things out of my mind.If you have an opinion, i respect that, all i ever did is give my opinion. Is that so hard to digest? Does it bother you that much to except other's opinion in a good way? Why even bother having people around if you can't handle simple stuff?

It's all about assumption and misunderstanding which occurs due to fickle minds. Or more to attention seeking. "Look at me I am this and I am that". End of the day, you know you gonna be un happy. Why do you even start? IT WAS JUST A FREAKIN OPINION.

Gosh, is it just me or people are getting caught up with their mind so easily these days?

Now, a piece of advise from the wise one, me! (hehehe, self praise is a disgrase! i know.. but i dont care.)

1. Do what you feel like doing. Fuck all of the others around you. Don't give a shit for what they have to say.

2. Reverse psychology is sooooooooo out of time. It doesn't work anymore.

3. People are getting more analatical of what others do and say around them. So, if you believe that you need friends around you, stop being a very-easily-touchy person. People hate that.

4. When something happens, don't talk about it. It is the past. Gone is gone. why dig your own grave?

5. Attention-seeking annoys even a little kid. So, if you want to be lower than a kid, go ahead.

6. I am an idiot? You fuckin hate my sight? I don't care.

7.It's the 21st Century, cooommmmeeeeee on babe...wake up!

8. When the going get tough, the tough gets going...but make sure it is for a good reason. You don't want to end up in a hospital.

9. Face your problems and try to solve it. Sitting put on one stand ain't gonna help you much.

10. Last but not least, THE ARE MORE THINGS IN LIFE TO ENJOY THAN SIT DOWN AND CRY!!! GET OUT THERE!!

Additional advice : There are millinos of people out there in the world. The world doesn't revolve around you, your family and people you are in love with. So, stop being a cry baby and get over it. I am kind of sick of it. And sucking up doesn't help either.

I am so happy I have this blog. The only way I can say what I want. :)

Ignored

It's hard to explain. I don't know how i feel anymore. The times when everything comes crashing down and you can do is sit back and watch. Iknow i am not very good with words. I know, i suck at confronting. So, what should i do? Enjoy the show? Let life take its course? Or should i direct it to where i want it to go? Direct myself out of insanity that covers every single step that i take? As dumb and utterly useless this post may sound, it makes all the sense in the world to me. My brain is cluttered.

I feel ignored, i feel left out. I feel I can only see the back now..

Everyone with their worries, i feel responsible. Is this out of love? or plain stupidity?

Stop you fool! Look at your path first, it is filled with thorns and poking stones. It is uneven. Do something about it, or you are going to hurt yourself really bad.

Wait a minute, you already have, but what? I need more, i need pain, suffering. Is that what i have in store for myself? Laughter and Happy moments are for others. I only deserve torture?

I am trying, it is just too hard. Trust me, i am not a fool. I am just an innocent young boy who needs a helping hand to be guided. Don't balme anyone, it is me,myself and I.

I know i deserve better, i know i do. But, where do I get it?

Friends? I doubt, True love? I don't have any, Family? Possibility 0%.

End of the day, you realise you got nothing to live anymore. You call this useless?

All the problems in the world could never counter the problems I have in my head.

People, stop ignoring as this may cause a life.

Feelings are delusional. Look for something solid.

Original? It might help but innovation is mother of all creativeness. Go with the flow, you will get there someday.

Clean your feet and start walking. But, this time clear the path, ignore the crowd, you STAND ALONE.

Culture Shock

Have you guys thought of what a culture shock means?

The term, culture shock, was introduced for the first time in 1958 to describe the anxiety produced when a person moves to a completely new environment. This term expresses the lack of direction, the feeling of not knowing what to do or how to do things in a new environment, and not knowing what is appropriate or inappropriate. The feeling of culture shock generally sets in after the first few weeks of coming to a new place.

We can describe culture shock as the physical and emotional discomfort one suffers when coming to live in another country or a place different from the place of origin. Often, the way that we lived before is not accepted as or considered as normal in the new place.

Culture shock has many stages. Each stage can be ongoing or appear only at certain times. The first stage is the incubation stage. In this first stage, the new arrival may feel euphoric and be pleased by all of the new things encountered. This time is called the "honeymoon" stage, as everything encountered is new and exciting.

Afterwards, the second stage presents itself. A person may encounter some difficult times and crises in daily life. For example, communication difficulties may occur such as not being understood. In this stage, there may be feelings of discontent, impatience, anger, sadness, and feeling incompetence. This happens when a person is trying to adapt to a new culture that is very different from the culture of origin. Transition between the old methods and those of the new country is a difficult process and takes time to complete. During the transition, there can be strong feelings of dissatisfaction.

The third stage is characterized by gaining some understanding of the new culture. A new feeling of pleasure and sense of humor may be experienced. One may start to feel a certain psychological balance. The new arrival may not feel as lost and starts to have a feeling of direction. The individual is more familiar with the environment and wants to belong. This initiates an evaluation of the old ways versus those of the new.

In the fourth stage, the person realizes that the new culture has good and bad things to offer. This stage can be one of double integration or triple integration depending on the number of cultures that the person has to process. This integration is accompanied by a more solid feeling of belonging. The person starts to define him/herself and establish goals for living.

The fifth stage is the stage that is called the "re-entry shock." This occurs when a return to the country of origin is made. One may find that things are no longer the same. For example, some of the newly acquired customs are not in use in the old culture.

These stages are present at different times and each person has their own way of reacting in the stages of culture shock. As a consequence, some stages will be longer and more difficult than others. Many factors contribute to the duration and effects of culture shock. For example, the individual's state of mental health, type of personality, previous experiences, socio-economic conditions, familiarity with the language, family and/or social support systems, and level of education.


Enjoy reading just to broaden your knowledge. :)

Work

You know who you are..

Where is the moment when we need it the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue sky's faded to grey
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carrying on

Stand in the line just ahead of the law
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carrying on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carrying on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Sometimes the system goes on the blink and the whole thing it turns out Wrong
You might not make it back and you know that you could be well oh that Strong
Well I'm not wrong

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
You had a bad day


Aperiod in life you will go through which is going to make you stronger...:)

The path that i took filled with angels.

Just when you think everything going smoothly, something has appear to spoil everything. I bet this is what running in everyones head right now..don't worry, i feel you.

If I start naming every single time in which i can use those words, it will take at least ten posts! But hey, as a good friend of mine told me this phrase that made so much of sense at the point of time when i was irritated to everyone in ths world.

"Life is divided into two, good one and the bad. If you want everything good in your life, you are living half a life".

There are people around me who live just to make my life as worthless as possible and some who just come and put a smile on my face. You know who you guys are..and appreciate it.. :)

As crazy as I can be, sometimes people forget that I do have feelings, that i will have bad days and good ones. There are some who i can rely on each and single day no matter wat mood i am in.

Make new friends, keep the old ones. I am gifted with old friends and the new ones that make my life meaningful each and everyday. So, if i have hurt you n anyway please don't keep it in with you. Might just be that I was in a bad bad mood that day. Bottomline is, love you all.

If you think I was talking about you, leave a comment. If you think i didn't mean you, leave a comment as well as we can be friends also.

*lame jack-ass huh?* (i know, and am loving it!)

Bimbo-mania baby!!

PINK LYRICS

Stupid Girls

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there

Laughing loud so all the little people stare

Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne

(Drop a name)

What happened to the dreams of a girl president

She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent

They travel in packs of two or three

With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?

Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)

Disease's growing, it's epidemic

I'm scared that there ain't a cure

The world believes it and I'm going crazy

I cannot take any moreI'm so glad that I'll never fit in

That will never be me

Outcasts and girls with ambition

That's what I wanna see

Disasters all around

World despaired

Their only concern

Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]

Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories

That was so not sexy, noGood one, can I borrow that?

[Vomits]

I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)

(I like this, like this, like this)

Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl

Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl

Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back

Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back

What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back

Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Dedicated to all the BIMBOs out ther...go BIMBOs!!!!

(I just love the song and the video!) hahaha

Lost in translation

I have dispute in my head on the idea of " getting married". Thousands,even more, millions have different view on this matter but lately, i have grown to dislike the idea all together. I have this tendency of getting sick of something very fast ( as you all know from all my other previous posts) , so why do we even bother getting it on with someone til to the point of "til-death-do-us-apart"?

Seriuosly, people who have partners at this very point, i got a question for you.. how sure r u that u want to spend the rest of your life loving this one person? Why do you want to indulge into this holy matrimony thingy? How sure r u the love you have for them will never die off?

I beleive it is all practice. U know the statement which goes, " practice makes perfect"? That is one reason why you feel like the person you are with whom supposedly you are "madly in- love" is going to be the person you love forever. You see, if you have that one person you spend most of your time with,talk to, see them everyday,tell all your problems,etc. you will get so routined of it that you feel like you haven't accomplished something if you don't atleast hear them speak. So, that is practice. Not Love.

Maybe I have a different view on love, but define love for me?

According to the dictionary :

A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

How does the affection suddenly appear? The vibes? The company? I don't know...I'm so screwedly confused.

Here is the deal, if you can explain to me what is ove is in lame-man's words please do comment, if you just want to advise me on what i should do, no thank you, not intersted.

Good day ya'all!

Mel's birthday party! The drunk version

Mel's birthday party! The sober version

KL

Milo's model pose

Acting surprised..wakakaka

Mystic

The view of Kl at night from our room.

The only four who are photogenic wkakakakaa

The four good looking ones hehehe

The bunch

Dela and me (still sober!)

Netty on Iskandar's shoes

The Birthday Girl

The Cake!

The Returns of the boredom

I ma so freaking bored. I am in my office now, it is 11.29am. Got nothing to do. No work at all. Jim, Kavitha and Putri, none are here. I feel like I have already surfed the net for hours (actually i have!) and now dont know what to surf anymore. Tried calling few people but all working,busy.

I need a new job, where i really got something to do. Now in this office everything is pending. Jimpack just called. He is in Gua Musang,how nice! I am stuck in cyber.

Ok, i think i go take a nap now. :P good night!

Life or something like that

It was funny and sad that i am in the period of my life, regreting for the things i have done so far. I try my best not to feel that way but i couldn't help myself. Spending my salary like nobody's business, getting a house, driving to work in cyberjaya, my salary which is so much less than every single human being in my office, petrol price going up uncontrolably, people around me who makes my life miserable, complicating and almost impossible to live in, credit cards, alcohol, my boss, my work, my smoking habit, my health, my family, my frens, my pet, the song i am listeing to now ( hilang dalam ramai,exist), etc.

I feel like just fucking everything up and runwaya to a different country and get lost. I do have a passport but no money, wakakaka *damned*.

I suddenly feel like eating chinese food. In cyber, it is impossible to even get the smell of it. *sigh*

Tried my best to change my life, but with all these things around my waist, i rather kill myself than try to change it. It is sad that all i do is complaint and people might think i am doing nothing else than complaint. The thing is, nobody knows what the fuck is happening in my life. So, they just assume because they don't face this problem. O the fuck with it.

I am still trying to figure out about people who just can't be happy with what they have. They want themself to have and be the best and if anyone else have a little bit more than what they have, they will start cursing and try their best to bring them down. I seriously don't know why they just fucking be happy that their friends are doing better?? Why?? Why??? And those who have more couldn't keep it shut and have to boast that they are doing better...WTF is wrong with these people? i dont care because my life is in the verge here, so if u r happy, u r not...go fuck yourself ok?

And how many times do i have to tell u people that my life, my problem. Keep ur ass out of it til i ask you to,ok?

Thank god for blogs, i can say what i want. :)

I have been very ignorant bout my life all this while, never thought of getting commited to something but once i have done, i hate it. I think i am not the person who likes to be in a commitment. *sigh*

Who cares! I write this to satisfy my own self. Seriously i don't care, i am as stubborn as the walls of china. I dont care i dont care i dont care......

Life is to o complicated to be worried bout. i need a "fuckitol" pill now...

Reminds you of someone?

This picture caught my eyes. Since the craze for the inmates are on. I thought of contribuiting something on my behalf.

He / She (I ma pretty sure it must be a she) is a real head-turner don't you think?

I am too lazy to do work

I sense a poem coming :

I am too lazy to do work,
I wish i had a spoon and a fork,
So that i can eat some pork,
And stop typing cock.

I wish I had chocolate cake,
Which Orang Utan didn't make,
For god's sake!
I don't want to be a drake.

The chimpz love to drink,
One in KL one in the land of apek,
Both from same species,
You go near, you get herpes.

I see a jungle, I see a zoo,
I need to skip to the loo,
But don't get me wrong,
I am not singing that song!

It lunch time already,
I am still standing steady,
Because I am not hungry,
Who am I kidding, I need some curry.

This is dedicated to those,
Who think their loosee,
So, if you dont like it,
Become a loosee and then read it.

2006 copyright reserved by shuresh kumar

Disney's Desperate House Wives

Cosmopolitan

Unspoken Theory

After the game on Sunday, we went to the padang in front of prem's house which suddenly became a place to lepak. Had a discussion about the ritual the chinese do when they attend a funeral. The part where they give money. Then, it lead to the part where they burn paper cars and houses to their relatives who has passed on. It seems it is true that people up or down there will get what you burn for them at the certain point of the year. According to prem, someone actually got in touch with a person up there who happens to be a chinese and they stated that due to the house that was burnt for them didn't burn properly, it was not perfect enough.

This some how trigged the thinking cells in my brain and i got this theory! It might sound funny and all but hey at least i used my brain for a while. If what we burn here goes to them up there, that means people from other races would be homeless and poor. Right?As it is, the Indian community in Malaysia are the poorest, is it the same case up there?

Lets say what we burn is what they get, probably it works the same way here. Lets say, you buy a house,you might think it is through your own effort but instead it was what burnt for you up there. God made it that way so that we won't be spoilt. Then, if that is the case, we would just sit there and do nothing. Wait for things to fall from the sky. So, God made sure that we won't realise that. We will have to work for it.

Same goes to relationships. Lets say you are still single, they up there would have forgotten to burn you a companion or they probably waitting for the right time to do so. Doesn't it all fall to places now?

So, to conclude, if you are worrying that you don't have a car, no house,no money and no relationship. don't blame anyone else and most important of them all, don't blame yourself, balme those bastards up there who forgot about your existence! ;)