I had to share this

I got this forwarded e-mail from Bal and I thought it has some clue on how advertisements were back then...but am amazed on what the hell people in those years eat and get turned on ? eh?

Imagine coming up with this kind of ads and show Mr.K ! HE PROBABLY WOULD FAINT!

Computex

So, I had the oppurtunity to go the Computex in Taipei. It was a tiring journey with transit to HK first. Delays due to storm and by the time we reached the hotel room, it was 10pm.

Took quick shower and walked out to check out the streets. It was not a good idea I guess because along the way, (looking for 7eleven) to buy smoke supply, bumped into like three different nightclubs and they were so annoying. When they see foreigners, all they think is you are there for some fun? helllooooo...

Bought my ciggies, and a can of beer....just wanted to try the chinese beer. :p the next morning got up at 8am, went for the free breakfast downstairs, then left to the hyatt (where the exhibition was) around 11.30am. Went straight to Nero room which was like on the first floor, like a penhouse like that with a hugeeeeee balcony over looking taipei 101! it was huge! you can have a bbq party there..

Then around 2pm went walking through the exhibition. many interesting stuff there. one that caught my eye was the watch-phone. it's a watch and a mobile phone. the design was cool too, i don't mind wearing it if it is in our market.

Another one was the ipod-speaker-dancing-soft-toy ahahha, yes it is exactly what it means. You but the soft toy on top of the ipod speakers and the thing sings and dances to the beat of the song! incredible!

And then there were the dancers on stage and all...some were freaking hot! and some were like really? thats all you can find?

It was around 7pm we headed over to the hotel back. i tido jap bcos my legs were killing me! got up around 9pm and left to have dinner. Jim said we shall go to this place, ruth's chris steak house. If anyone goes to taipei, you have to go eat here..incredibly delicious food. i had lamb and martini, shaken not stired. :p the price was abit on the expensive side but it was all worth it.
They had the best cremebrule..it just melts in your mouth..ahhhh

Next day, i got up at 7am, went down for breakfast. and the day started. there was another show at another place that you need to take the free feeder and go. So, went there, met few malaysians..i know they are malaysian because they kept using lah at the end of all their staements :)

Got the chance to go to taipei101. Incredible technology. They claim they have the world's fastest lift, trust me it was fast. the top of the lift got like space deco which plays along with some music...damn nice.

It didnt feel that tall though, i think klcc felt taller. and yes, i have been to the top of klcc, don't be jealous ah! :p

Then came down, camerawhoring there and here while waiting for our meeting with nero officials at 6pm. Jim wanted to meet up with steven since he was down from australia too. so met him around 5pm til 6pm , then rush to the nero meeting. after the meeting went for dinner at a korean bbq place, japanese loves korean food, i dont mind it either..

Then, balik hotel, i was sleept off straight away. jim called to the room and woke me up at 6.30am! need ot go for breakfast and catch a bus back t the airport. then, see see reached airport too earply pulak. so, went around the airport, didnt buy anything...:( no money..
Then went to the boarding area and started camera whoaring again...hahahaha

Reached KLIA around 7.30pm got the chance to take the sunset pic! it was nice. then by the time i reached back home it was 10pm, and slept...end.

Top 5 Hotest Malaysian Actresses

Elaine Daly

Deanna Yusoff

Erra Fazira

Fasha Sandha

Maya Karin (Super Hot!!)

Top 5 Hotest Bollywood Actresses

Kajol

Aishwarya Rai

Shilpa Shetty

Malika Sherawat

Dipika Padukone (HOT!!)

Top 5 Lists

On the way back from Malacca the other day, I thought of doing the top 5 lists according to my views on stuff.
So, here we go..my first top 5 list would be ..

The Top 5 Hotest Hollywood Actresses.

Salma Hayek - Sizzling Latin that makes you watch through a movie, even when the story is crap.

Angelina Jolie - The Ever Sexy Lips that makes your knees weak and those two....eyes , gets me turned on and on and onnn...

Jesica Biel - What a body...perfectly toned and firm. Eventhough acting is not really her strongest asset, everything else is a reflection of God's perfection.

Jesica Alba - What can I say? Perfect skin tone, perfect body, perfect smile, perfect attitude..every guy's dream to take her home..and of course there is the acting too.

Kiera Knightley - Hotness level 101%. The perfectly made everything. A package you could die for. And that british slang...oh GOD do have mercy on me! Thank you lord for Kiera!

Champions League Winner

So, I got up around 2am to watch the Champions League finals in Moscow. For the fans' sake, Klang Steakhouse was open and yes, me and lailo were there. It was a predictable game. Both teams were good, although Chelsea was attacking more on the second half of the game and also during extra time. Man U was only playing well before Lampard scored the goal for Chelsea.

One thing I realised is that Man U depend so much on Ronaldo to play, unlike Chelsea who seem to be more generous on who takes the shots on the post. First half, very entertaining, second half, exciting, extra time was like it never gonna end and the penalty shoot-out was the icing. Although deep down I wanted Chelsea to win, but I think the luck was on Man U's side. Terry has to slip and fall and Ronaldo "the hero" had to miss the shot.

One more thing is, Pak didn't play for Man U. Disapointing because if he did, he would be the only asian on the field. :)

Eventhough it was a bit long, too early and the crowd at steakhouse were extremely entertaining, I have only one regret. I just wish Drogba would have slapped Vidic a bit HARDER!

CHARLTON FOR LIFE!

Police at work!

Kam… In Your Face

I tumbled upon this play on the internet, I think it has an attractive title, as many of us have experienced it, if you know what I mean...muahahaha

Toniq creative presents

Kam…In Your Face

A musical comedy cabaret

Presenter: Toniq Creative Management Sdn Bhd
Dates & Times: 1-4, 6-11 May @ 8.30pm

Tickets: RM62, RM82, RM102 (plus RM2 ticket fee)

RM62 for students (with valid ID), 20% concession for sr. citizens

Venue: TAS @ BSC

Kam…In Your Face is a musical-comedy-cabaret combining song and dance, stand-up comedy and skits with a generous amount of local wit & humour, a spoonful of intellect a dash of Bollywood, a splice of rock n roll and disco, loads of fun and just enough of risqué to spice up the show. Joanne Kam, who is supported by her stellar cast of actors and dancers, will make you kam…in your face…with laughter!

Starring: Joanne Kam, Douglas Lim, Susan Lankester, Fang Chyi, Ina Fabregas, Ho Soon Yoon, Malik Taufiq, Ash Nair & Gavin Yap

Directed & Written by Joanne Kam & Gavin YapMusic

Producers: John Darren Morelli & Reuben Valentine

Choreographer: Jane Victor Soldberg

Executive Producers: Joanne Kam & Angeline Teoh

I know few of you are laughing now! What are the odds eh?

Quit Smoking

I was watching Oprah reruns on Hallmark just now. The topic was quit smoking or as she says it, breathe easy..because when you say quit smoking, it gives a negative sign to the brain.
I have to agree to one extend with the doctors who came to talk and motivate people to quit smoking on the show. They said it all depends on the person themselves, if they really want to stop it, surely it can be done.
A lot of things influence someone to start smoking and also to stop smoking. Ben Affleck stoped because of his daughter. Some quit with external factors, like nagging from wives or girl friends or even friends. Some quit because of internal rejection, thats when they realise themselves that what they are doing is wrong. But even the best wouldn't be able to quit if they don't get a bit of help.
They have few types of medicine that can help you to kick the habit. Nikotine patches and some other drugs which I can't remember the other names though..they mentioned that all the help you can get is on oprah.com. Go see la for yourselves. They made one good point, those who say that they have lessen their intake of ciggarette smokes, doesnt necessarily mean they will succeed quitting. It doesn't happen that way because every ciggaratte stick that you have will make you wanna have another and another.
Somehow all these suppose to make sense. Does it? It doesn't to me...hahaha

Tell me if you manage to kick the habit ok? I wanna know.

Top 5 Sexiest Islands in the World

The sexiest islands, of course, are about escapism. These are places where the normal codes of conduct are packed away with the empty suitcases and exhibitionism, whether physical or financial, becomes the order of the day. In such a hedonistic world, restraint is forgotten; yachts jostle for moorings in the harbor, trying to outdo each other in splendor and size; champagne is consumed like water; and work becomes a four-letter word. The primitive rules of attraction run rampant down the sandy beaches and through the rooms of rented seaside villas.

What Makes It Sexy: This tiny, exclusive island's luxurious resorts, pure white beaches and remote location in the Pacific will make you feel like the only two people in the world.

What Makes It Sexy: Temperate climate, hob-knobbing with the jet set and a huge variety of nightclubs and restaurants--Capri's sexiness can be tiring for even the sexiest.

What Makes It Sexy: French attitude with Italian weather and food.

What Makes It Sexy: Elba's tiny towns and vistas over the ocean will have you taking long, romantic walks over Napoleon's old stomping grounds.

What Makes It Sexy: Enormous sand dunes provide plenty of space and privacy for frolicking on the beach.

Just a guide to those who are gettingmarried, potential honeymoon escapades.....:)

Fifteen : It's Awesome

This might be abit off from what I usually listen to, music wise. I am addicted to the sounds of Buckcherry now!

These guys are awesome! You should listen to their songs. Their amazing. My favourite is the crowd-pleaser, Sorry :



Man, their songs, incredible and lyrics just blows your mind away. I would reccomend their album to everyone. If you guys don't believe me, just check out the song on top.
I have included lyrics to that song here :

Sorry
Oh I had a lot to say
was thinking on my time away
I missed you and things weren't the same
Cause everything inside it never comes out right
And when I see you cry it makes me want to die

I'm sorry I'm bad,
I'm sorry you're blue,
I'm sorry about all things I said to you
And I know I can't take it back

I love how you kiss,
I love all you're sounds,
and baby the way you make my world go round
And I just wanted to say
I'm sorry..

This time I think I'm to blame
it's harder to get through the days
You get older and blame turns to shame

[ Pre-Chorus ]

[ Chorus ]

Every single day
I think about how we came all this way
The sleepless nights and the tears you cried
it's never too late to make it right
Oh yeah sorry!

[ Chorus ]
Go check it out man. Their songs play in my pc every single day in the office and back home now.
It is a good theraphy, as you feel better after you listen to their songs, no matter you are sad, stressed, pissed off or just plain bored.

I have one more favourite called Crazy Bitch :

100% reccomended for good health by yours truly.

April Fools day - Vicky's Big Day

Hey, it's april fools day!

But I am not going to go on that, it is just another day for me, i am a fool everyday! hahaha

I want to talk about my cousin's wedding, Vicky's big day. Well, it has been a while since that happened but I just felt like writting bout it today. Since Jim is not around, I think I will do it today.

vicky in her traditional saree

It was Thursday evening when me and my parents left to JB, Tampoi to be exact. They had to wait for me as I was working on that day. Reached home around 5pm and they came to fetch me at around 6. Weshot straight to JB.
By the time we reached Ayer Keroh, I was hungry, so we stopped at the "Restoran Jejantas" to have our dinner. KFC la and it was rainning all the way. It was freezing cold in KFC too. Then after dinner, I told my dad I will drive, but as usual, he refused to let me drive. What else, I terus started my well-deserved sleep la..and I was off on friday too.

Sampai JB around midninght. Can you believe how slow my dad was driving?? *sigh* We went straight to julie's house as we found out my uncle was drunk at his house..hehehe, my parents went to bed straight but I was not sleepy. Was watching american idol result show as i missed it before. Then, it was some talk show..so I was switching from that to sun music.

By the time I went to bed it was around 3am and Thiya just came back.

Next day (Friday).

My parents left to my uncle's house at 8am! They woke me up but i told them to leave me alone..wakakka. I got up around 11am and no one was around! I called my dad and he said Thiya was sleeping in the other room. So, relek aje la watching tv. Then thiya got up around 12pm. He said lets og breakfast, so went breakfast with him then went to my uncle's house. Vicky came and told she needs to get some stuff from the shop. Followed them to buy all sort of craps to bring in the bus to pahang.

Came back to my uncle's house eat lunch around 4pm and lepak. Then went back to Julie's house around 7pm to take my bath and came back to uncle's to get into the wedding mood. It was fun la.....then it was around 2am by the time we got back to juli's huse to get some sleep. but then the bus suppose to leave at 4am. So, me ape lagi, refused to sleep. wathc tv til 3am. then went to freshen up and shoot straight to uncle's.

The bus was there ready to leave. As soon as the bus tok off, i slept! hehehehe. Got up at one of the rest place, somewhere near yong peng i think. Then, slept back. Got up when we reached mentakab!

The place Vicky booked for us

Went straight to the house vicky booked for us to get ready for the wedding. Then prepare prepare pastu went for the wedding. It was a simple, fantastic food wedding. We even celebrated Julie's birthday together with a cake since coincidentally it was her birthday!

Julie's Birthday!

By the time it was 11pm, we all went back to the house and took all our stuff and shot straight to JB. It was early morning by the time we reached JB. I dont remember the journey at all as I slept off (too tired). Went straight to Julie's house and continued sleeping.Got up in the morning and left JB around 1pm. Got myself some MCds and reached back home.

The best part of the trip was :

1. I saw Kanni's house with this huge dog. It was huge and noisy! scary too..
2. I realised I sleep alot
3. I found out that my niece is so freakin scared of me (I dunno why)

This is my niece who is scared of me

4. My uncle was sober all through the wedding? Miracle!
5. My dad did not let me to drive his car at all!
6. I saw Julie's new pet - a big fat rabbit! with three black sopts on its back - in sequence!
7. I traveled through : Selangor - Melaka - Negeri Sembilan - Johor - Pahang
8. JB is my third favourite state in Malaysia after Penang and Selangor.
9. I met all my nieces and nephews! Too many to handle.
10. I found out I have a multiracial family, indian, chinese, malay, indonesian, and maybe I will add one more race to the list ;) heehe

Vicky and her husband

11. Best of them all, I saw vicky getting married ....awww...
-end-

Cam Phone

What a month it has been. Well, I did have a blast and so did the country. With the new faces in parliment, Dr.M with his bold remarks and statements which is pissing some people off, raining like every single day, and so many small things that has made an impact in my life. seriously.
These are some pics from my phone, which i took. ntah ape ape ntah..

This, I took after going to Zouk to support Mimi's sister!

This I took after having a drink (coffee) with few of my friends and tengah balik rumah

This, I took at KLCC when I went to meet my fren (mama) for lunch, went with prem.

This one pulak, in MMU masa Jacinta came to open her SPCA booth.

And this was in Yokohama :p

Thats all for now, and yes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEENA! :p

OK. This is hilarious