MOnday BLues

Is it just me or the whole day seems useless today. Maybe this is what they call monday blues. I don't feel like doing anything.
I came to the offce today and realised we were out of coffee. I rushed to the petronas mesra to get nescafe 3-1 red sackets. I came back to the office, the wirelss card didnt work. So, now i am using LAN connection which is fucking slow for no reason. I don't feel like doing work at all. Went for lunch as i felt like eating today (surprisingly!) wanted to eat in nasi yama malaysia but saw robert there which very much turned our plan and ended up eating in hassans.
now back in the office watching my boss trying to figure out Darim to work which is impossible because it is not a server, i mean purely for server use but it is more to virtualsets. i just left him to figure it out as i am so not in the mood of arguing with him. I am actually sitting down next to him and typing this blog. He doesnt care, as if he did, i would just tell him to buzz off or im quiting.
I dont feel like working anymore, i mean really, retiring at the age 24, any country offers that? i am sick of working my ass off. i just want to sit at home doing nothing. God.

Weekend was fantabulously exciting. I was in penang. Left on thursday at 9.30 pm from Klang and came back to Klang at 3.30 am on sunday. The main reason was interview, two of it, one in KDU, one in Segi college. Both looks promising but lets just see if i meant to work in Penang. Or just die trying in cyberjaya.

I am soooo fucking annoyed with everything right now. So....everyone else who feel like me please stand up, please stand up.

Let me spoil it for you!

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Soul singer Taylor Hicks won the 2006 "American Idol" contest on Wednesday, beating ballad singer Katharine McPhee in votes cast by fans of the most watched TV show in the United States.

Hicks, 29, whose prematurely graying hair and manic dancing has made him been a consistent favorite among the show's 30 million regular viewers, won a coveted recording contract and will release a single called "Do I Make You Proud."

The show, airing twice weekly, has given the Fox network the biggest hit in prime time and propelled the broadcaster to first place this season in the ratings race for viewers aged 18 to 49, the audience most prized by advertisers.

American Idol Season 5 Finals

Age: 22

Hometown: Sherman Oaks, CA

Audition City: San Francisco

Favorite Female Artist:
Whitney

Favorite Male Artist:
Brian McKnight

Age: 29

Hometown: Birmingham, AL

Audition City: Las Vegas

Favorite Female Artist:
Cyndi Lauper.

Favorite Male Artist:
Billy Joel, Van Morrison, Bob Seger

KAT vs TAYLOR TONIGHT

After months of heated competition, dozens of performances and millions of votes, it all comes down to tonight. You won't want to miss Katharine and Taylor try to out-perform one another to become the newest American Idol. Who is going to be the next american idol?

Jee tagged me

Accent: British accent turns me on.

Bible Book that I like: I seldom read.

Chore I don’t care for: Chore itself.

Dog or Cat: Dog.

Essential Electronics: PC.

Favorite Cologne: Davidoff Cool Water.

Gold or Silver: Silver.

Handbag I Carry Most Often: Not often, once in a while only. hehehe

Insomnia: Hahahahaha.Next question.

Job Title: Assitant Producer.

Kid(s): Would love to have a couple.

Living Arrangements: Anything goes.

Most Admirable Trait: I seldom get angry

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Tuutttt, tutttt and tuttttt.

Overnight Hospital Stays: I am a healthy person.

Phobias: Life without friends.

Quote: Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to face cancer.

Religion: Hindu

Siblings: 1 elder brother and 1 younger one.

Time I Wake Up: 7.45 am.

Unusual Talent or Skill: Hehehe, for me to know and for you to find out.

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: I eat anything, moving,crawling or not moving at all.

Worst Habit: Smoking.

X-rays: They are funky.

Yummy Stuff I Cook: Nothing I cook is yummy.

Zoo Animal I Like Most: Owl, dont ask me why.

What glamour can do to you

Those days when you know something is not right

I came in to the office, as usual to find out i was the first one to be in. Then, putri came with an excitement in her face. As i made my cup of coffee and sat down, she broke the news. She is quiting today. Quiting what? her job! is only been like 5 days since kavitha said the same thing and jim told all of us. about it. So, it is left with me and jim. The worst part is, i am planning on quiting my job in flaming pear as well. *sigh* these two people just made my life difficult now..

Second, got reply from maersk. Kept for future vacancies. *sigh* As much as i know it is pretty difficult for me to get in, but there was this little hope that i would. And when i got this email this morning, it all shattered.

Now, i am worried, shocked and feeling rather sick of myself. It is like everything going on the wrong way, away from what i wanted it to be, as what i planned my future to be.

Did i do something wrong? Maybe i did. Seriously man. feeling shity for a good reason is not very comforting.

Bar Room Jokes

Clitoris Like Mellon

At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of the Clitoris".

"One of the most unusual cases I ever came across," he told his audience, "was a clitoris that had a close resemblance to a watermelon."

Dr. Goldfinger was interrupted by another doctor, who said that he might have been examining an enlarged organ but to compare it to a watermelon would indeed be frivolous.

Goldfinger stared him down and replied: "I wasn't referring to size but to taste."




Pamela Anderson

What's the best way to catch Pamela Anderson in the woods?

Use a booby trap!




A Hole Behind

A man had to go to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the Motel in town, he found that he had a lot of time before the meeting.

He asked the clerk where the nearest golf course was and was given directions on how to get there.

While playing on the front nine, he was going over the speech in his mind and became confused as to where he was on the course.

Looking around, he saw a Lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and told her about his big meeting and the speech he was to make and his confusion about where he was on the course, asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

She replied "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole."

He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened. and he approached her again with the same request.

She said "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, So you must be on the 13th."

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went into the club house where he saw the Lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the Lady.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help. I understand that you are a sales lady, well I am in sales also. What do you sell"?

She replied, "if I told you, you would only laugh." "No I wouldn't", he said and persisted that she tell him what she sold.

"Well if you must know", she answered, "I sell Tampax."

With that, he fell on the floor and laughed so hard he almost lost his breath. She said "see I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at" he replied, "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm still a hole behind you!"




Animal Orgasms

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her,

"Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Why don't you prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay."

He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can you tell?"



Smoking in the Rain

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom.

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.




Elephant and the man

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breath through something so small?"




Playing around

One day, this guy who had been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

'It's certainly not a ship,' he thinks to himself.

As the speck gets closer
and closer, he begins to rule out the possibility of a small boat, then even a raft.

Suddenly emerging from the surf walking towards him comes
this drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and asks,
'How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'

'Ten years,' he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left
sleeve and pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes a long drag and says,
'Man oh man. Is that ever good.'

She then asks him,
'How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?'

Trembling, he replies,
'Ten years.'

She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He opens the flask, takes a long swig, and says,
'Wow, that's absolutely fantastic.'

Then she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit, looks at him seductively and asks,
'And how long has it been since you've played around?'

The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies,
'Oh my God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there!'



Enjoy people! :))

I won't call you baby anymore

Fine I understand Okay with me

If that's the plan

You can take the stereo the TV and the video

The bed the sheets and pillows before you go

But for now unlock the door

What are we doin' all this for

Let me make you dinner one last time

Then you'll go your way and I'll go mine




And I won't call you baby anymore

Won't call you baby

Like I did before

Won't call you baby anymore

Eleanor



You left your smell

You left your taste

You left me here with my Mistakes

And I can't relate to what you say I've done

But just for you I'll bite my tongue

Eleanor I miss you

Eleanor be well

Eleanor I wish you'd release me from your spell 

My coffee tastes like whisky

I don't know why, i made a cup of coffee today (the ever famous nescafe 3 in 1) and it tastes like whisky! Promise, even the smell itself has liquor smell. I thought it was just me, so i asked putri to smell it, she said yeah it does smell like whisky. Funny. really funny.

Had a very quiet weekend. Friday, after work, went straight home because of a massive headache.

Saturday, day time, was mostly sleeping, watching the magical box and eat. Night, went to steak house to watch game. Had few beers. Came back by 9.30 back home because lailo wanted to go back. Continued with AIM '06. It was a good,entertaining event this year. Jac made me proud for no reason. Well, actually she won 4 awards. Siti won 1.
The highlight was Dayang's performance, outstanding voice she has. I was impressed.

Sunday, was busy with mom. Had to bring her to UH. Appointment. Then, went to my aunty's house in Kapar. That place has changed all together! As though it had a facelift!

At night, around 9pm, my cousins from JB gave a surprise visit! I had no idea they were in town. They came, strated shouting outside the house! I thought who la malam malam buta disturbing, SEE SEE they'all. Went out for dinner and was just chillin in their motel. Just chatin and chatin til it 1 am. Then, i went back because they need their rest as they were suppose to leave KL early morn the next day.

On Monday, around 7 am, my cousin called and woke me up! Psychos. Asking me to go to Batu Caves with them. I said no la, need my sleep. Then, they left. Went to change the tyres for my car after i got up. Around 12 jimpack called and went to jusco klang to get him a pair of working shoes. Tehn went to kopitiam for coffee. They have the best coffee i tell you. i lov'em.

Then, went back home,washed my fish tank. That is when mande calls to go for a drink. Went for a drink with the boys. After that went to meet kamalesh as he wanted to pass his wedding reception invitations. :O Yes, kamalesh is getting married! Supper was at 9.30pm.

Sum up of the weekend. A bit longer than usual weekend. ;) (can't wait for next weekend! birthdays party!)woo hoo