1.Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and
tomatoes.
2.You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and
of coursealuminium foil.
3.You try to eject food particles from between your
teeth bypressing your tongue against them and making
a peculiar noise like,tshick,tshick, tschick, tschick.
4.You are standing next to the two largest size
suitcases at the Airport.
5.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and
think it'snormal.
6.You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal
Servicemissed to mark up.
7.You recycle Wedding Gifts.
8.You name your children in rhythms (example,
Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam)
9.All your children have pet names, which sound
nowhere close to their real names.
10.You take Indian snacks anywhere it says
"No Food Allowed"
11.You talk for an hour at the front door when
leaving someone's house.
12.You load up the family car with as many
people as possible.
13.You use plastic to cover anything new in your
house whetherit's the remote control, VCR,
carpet or new couch.
14.Your parents tell you not to care what your
friends think,but they won't let you do certain
things because of what the other
"Uncles and Aunties" will think.
15.You buy and display crockery, which is for
specialoccasions,which never happen.
16.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your
kitchen table.
17.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
18.You keep leftover food in your fridge in as
many numbers of bowls as possible.
19.Your kitchen shelf is full of jam jars,
varieties of bowlsand plastic utensils
(got free with some household items).
20.You carry a stash of your own food whenever
you travel (andtravel means any car ride longer
than 15 minutes).
21.You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
22.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
23.You live with your parents and you are 40 years
old. (And they prefer it that way).
24.You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
25.You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
26.You can only travel if there are 5 persons at
least to seeyou off or receive you whether you are
travelling by bus, train orplane.
27.If she is NOT your daughter, you always take
interest inknowing whose daughter has run with
whose son and feel proud tospread it at the
velocity of more than the speed of light.
28.You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
29.If you don't live at home, when your parents call,
they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
30.You call an older person you never met before
"uncle."
31.When your parents meet strangers and talk for
a fewminutes,you discover you're talking to
a distant cousin.
32.Your parents don't realize phone connections
to foreigncountries have improved in the last two
decades, and still scream at the top of their
lungs when making foreign calls.
33.You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep
them from getting dirty.
34.It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than
600 people.
35.All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
36.You have drinking glasses made of steel.
37.You have mastered the art of bargaining in
shopping.
Monday, August 28, 2006
YOU ARE AN INDIAN IF.....
Friday, August 25, 2006
Fickle - damn fickle ya'll
fick‧le /ˈfɪkəl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fik-uhl] adjective
1. | likely to change, esp. due to caprice, irresolution, or instability; casually changeable: fickle weather. |
2. | not constant or loyal in affections: a fickle lover. |
kuang kuang kuang
I just realised that my last post was my 100th post. Hehehe...Never thought I could write so much.
What you guys plan to do for Merdeka? I am in the mood already!
As stupid as it may sound but I am actually looking forward to watch Siti's wedding party. I just want to see if it is going to be as grand as they have been publisizing. MALAYSIA BOLEH!
It has been a very bad start for charlton for this season. Usually charlton will play fucking well during the start of the season and fuck up badly as it nears to the end (like lailo says, after christmas, charlton gets into the spirit of loosing!) but we shall see if they will bounce back or will they get relegated this season! No wonder what people say, i sitll have faith in charlton. Come on guys!! Lets show the giants who we are!!
My grandma has finally finished her treatment. *sigh* No more hospital visits after this. Now she is back at home and i have to rush back everyday after work as she will be alone at home.
Somehow, I have begun to be very independent. I do laundry, feed the pets, clean up the house and most important of them all, i have learnt to cook! hahaha - the food which only i can eat-
It has been a terrible one month. I hope next month will be a better one, i already can feel the good vibes coming...;)
Been a bit tight on the finance this month also, all the running and bill payments. Unforetunately, by now I should have got my salary but then Jim is on holiday for one week. So, it has to wiat til monday. *sigh*
Have you guys listen + watch to evanessence new song? -call me when you're sober- excellent tune. I listen to it everyday!
Been hooked to rockstar-supernova. I want to be a rock star baby!
My car is due for service, but i haven't taken the effort to actually service it. Damn lazy siaaallll!
Planning to change the four tyres as well.
I am doing much of admin cum sales stuffs lately in the office. As much as I hated the sight of papers, numbers and talking to people, I am starting to get the hang of it. I am actually enjoying it! Can you believe it? The peterz who was complaining about his office is enjoying his job!
Been very busy trying to juggle office work and freelance work. Hectic but looking at the positive side, learning process. I love it!
I am loving my life now more than ever! spread the love you'all....lets hold hands and sing along with me...
I love you,
You love me,
We are friends like friends should be,
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you..
Won't you say you love me too?
(The fucking purple dunasour style!)
Wooohhhooooooo
Ciaozzzzzz
Friday, August 11, 2006
Puteri Gunung Ledang - the musical
I am back!
I was fortunate enough to be able to attend this extravagant musical theatre in Istana Budaya on tuesday. I must say, the play took my breath away. It was fantastic! excellent! damn fucking good!
The lighting was fantastic! Due to my limited knowledge in the usage of olden-day malay language i was reading the subtitles which appeared on the electronic screen most of the time.
The costumes were fantastic! Starting with wonderful smells of jasmine as you walk into the theatre hall to the 'nenek kebayan''s costumes just amazed me truly.
The actors performed very well as they look so natural on stage. The character that got my attention most was Sultan Mahmud and his son. They were just so funny.
And then, the props used. Excelent! The stage movement and best of them all were the choreography of the dancers! They were just so good!
It is worth all the monet to get a glimps of the play, i would definetely recommend to anyone at all to go catch the play!
The only think that gave me a lil bit of pull-back was the fact that they potrayed Hang Tuah to be such a softy! He sings love songs all the time, like romeo in romeo and juliet. In fact, Hang Tuah suppose to be this strong powerful warrior! But it was a great play I must admit.
So, guys if you dont know what to do during your free time, go watch the play!
100% guranteed you will go oooo and ahhhhh