Reminds you of someone?

This picture caught my eyes. Since the craze for the inmates are on. I thought of contribuiting something on my behalf.

He / She (I ma pretty sure it must be a she) is a real head-turner don't you think?

I am too lazy to do work

I sense a poem coming :

I am too lazy to do work,
I wish i had a spoon and a fork,
So that i can eat some pork,
And stop typing cock.

I wish I had chocolate cake,
Which Orang Utan didn't make,
For god's sake!
I don't want to be a drake.

The chimpz love to drink,
One in KL one in the land of apek,
Both from same species,
You go near, you get herpes.

I see a jungle, I see a zoo,
I need to skip to the loo,
But don't get me wrong,
I am not singing that song!

It lunch time already,
I am still standing steady,
Because I am not hungry,
Who am I kidding, I need some curry.

This is dedicated to those,
Who think their loosee,
So, if you dont like it,
Become a loosee and then read it.

2006 copyright reserved by shuresh kumar

Disney's Desperate House Wives

Cosmopolitan

Unspoken Theory

After the game on Sunday, we went to the padang in front of prem's house which suddenly became a place to lepak. Had a discussion about the ritual the chinese do when they attend a funeral. The part where they give money. Then, it lead to the part where they burn paper cars and houses to their relatives who has passed on. It seems it is true that people up or down there will get what you burn for them at the certain point of the year. According to prem, someone actually got in touch with a person up there who happens to be a chinese and they stated that due to the house that was burnt for them didn't burn properly, it was not perfect enough.

This some how trigged the thinking cells in my brain and i got this theory! It might sound funny and all but hey at least i used my brain for a while. If what we burn here goes to them up there, that means people from other races would be homeless and poor. Right?As it is, the Indian community in Malaysia are the poorest, is it the same case up there?

Lets say what we burn is what they get, probably it works the same way here. Lets say, you buy a house,you might think it is through your own effort but instead it was what burnt for you up there. God made it that way so that we won't be spoilt. Then, if that is the case, we would just sit there and do nothing. Wait for things to fall from the sky. So, God made sure that we won't realise that. We will have to work for it.

Same goes to relationships. Lets say you are still single, they up there would have forgotten to burn you a companion or they probably waitting for the right time to do so. Doesn't it all fall to places now?

So, to conclude, if you are worrying that you don't have a car, no house,no money and no relationship. don't blame anyone else and most important of them all, don't blame yourself, balme those bastards up there who forgot about your existence! ;)

Memorable moments from thaipusam 2006

Greatest Moments of The 48th Grammy's

I think this is the best picture taken in the whole ceremony

Grammy winners

Album of the Year: "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," U2.

Record of the Year: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day.

New Artist: John Legend

Male R&B Vocal Performance: "Ordinary People," John Legend.

Pop Vocal Album: "Breakaway," Kelly Clarkson'

Rap/Sung Collaboration: "Numb/Encore," Jay-Z featuring Linkin Park.

Song of the Year: "Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own," U2.

Female Pop Vocal Performance: "Since U Been Gone," Kelly Clarkson.

Country Album: "Lonely Runs Both Ways," Alison Krauss and Union Station.

Rap Album: "Late Registration," Kanye West.

Rock Album: "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb," U2.

Rap Solo Performance: "Gold Digger," Kanye West.

Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: "Don't Phunk With My Heart," The Black Eyed Peas.

Rap Song: "Diamonds From Sierra Leone," D. Harris and Kanye West.

Solo Rock Vocal Performance: "Devils & Dust," Bruce Springsteen'

Rock Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocal: "Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own," U2.

Hard Rock Performance: "B.Y.O.B.," System of a Down.

Metal Performance: "Before I Forget," Slipknot.

Rock Instrumental Performance: "69 Freedom Special," Les Paul and Friends.

Rock Song: "City of Blinding Lights, U2.

Alternative Music Album: "Get Behind Me Satan," The White Stripes.

Female R&B Vocal Performance: "We Belong Together," Mariah Carey'

R&B Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocals: "So Amazing," Beyonce and Stevie Wonder'

Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: "A House Is Not a Home," Aretha Franklin'

Urban/Alternative Performance: "Welcome to Jamrock," Damian Marley.

R&B Song: "We Belong Together," J. Austin, M. Carey, J. Dupri & M. Seal, (D. Bristol, K. Edmonds, S. Johnson, P. Moten, S. Sully & B. Womack, (Mariah Carey).

R&B Album: "Get Lifted," John Legend.

Contemporary R&B Album: "The Emancipation of Mimi," Mariah Carey.

Male Pop Vocal Performance: "From the Bottom of My Heart," Stevie Wonder.

Pop Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocal: "This Love," Maroon 5.

Pop Collaboration With Vocals: "Feel Good Inc.," Gorillaz Featuring De La Soul.

Pop Instrumental Performance: "Caravan," Les Paul.

Pop Instrumental Album: "At This Time," Burt Bacharach'

Traditional Pop Vocal Album: "The Art of Romance," Tony Bennett'

Female Country Vocal Performance: "The Connection," Emmylou Harris'

Male Country Vocal Performance: "You'll Think of Me," Keith Urban'

Country Performance by a Duo or Group With Vocal: "Restless," Alison Krauss and Union Station.

Country Collaboration With Vocals: "Like We Never Loved at All,"
Faith Hill' Tim McGraw'

Country Instrumental Performance: "Unionhouse Branch," Alison Krauss and Union Station.

Country Song: "Bless the Broken Road," Bobby Boyd, Jeff Hanna and Marcus Hummon, (Rascal Flatts).

Latin Pop Album: "Escucha," Laura Pausini'

Latin Rock/Alternative Album: "Fijacion Oral Vol. 1," Shakira.

Traditional Tropical Latin Album: "Bebo De Cuba," Bebo Valdes.

Salsa/Merengue Album: "Son Del Alma," Willy Chirino.

Mexican/Mexican-American Album: "Mexico En La Piel," Luis Miguel.

Tejano Album: "Chicanisimo," Little Joe Y La Familia.

Engineered Album, Classical: "Mendelssohn: The Complete String Quartets," Da-Hong Seetoo, engineer (Emerson String Quartet).

Producer of the Year, Classical: Tim Handley.

Prem's Birthday

Australian Day mate!

First of all, to all Australians, people who in Aussie and the wanna-bes, HAPPY AUSTRALIAN DAY!

Jim is off today as he is an Australian and he took a public holiday for himself. How nice. For both party actually, to us in the office and him also. At least the long " chat" that he does will be off today. yeay!

I am too lazy to do work today. Hey! It's Australian Day! I want to celebrate too..:P

Lets start our crapping. Alamak, i miss Netty la, the crappyzie..haahhaa One of my close friends back from Uni. Talk about uni life huh? Lets see..let me describe to you few people that i had a blast time only from my class ok?

Netty was a great friend. She comes to class on time (not!) ok, sometimes she does, You know when you see these few students in class who make a hell of a noise in class? One of them, netty dear. She loves to crap (her speciality) and thats what makes her special. One more thing, when she sees the camera, gone! posing sini posing sana, can u imagine? mr.k will be lecturing in front of the class and these people will be busy taking pics at the back of the class.:)) good old times. I remember when i first got into this wacky group. It was back in alpha(my first year). We had to do a project, since i felt like i wanted a change, i looked around to join a group whom wanted a member since i was bored of looking at the same faces from my conventional group all the time.
I saw netty, i approached her and asked wether she needs a member? and she said, "yeah ,sure u can join our group." thats when it all started. I became one of them. I was so touched when i was included in their group. ;)

Melor, the bitch of the lot. Or shall i say, the female bitch. hahaha. She is the coolest, happening girl i have ever met! I can bet to you, if she walks on the street, no one could ever avoid her. She is a real head-turner i must say. Everyone one will look at her. She is actually a nerd also end of the day. No matter how happening pun, when it comes to work, she always gets it right! And most of the time, she is right! Cool person to hang out with. I remember once, i was waitting to consult mr. fauzan in the studio, she brought this deck of cards. We actually played cho-tai-ti in the class. At that time there were only four of us, me, melor and two other chinese guys. I can confirm that melor didn't know their names til the end of the game!Til today, she wouldn't remember!hahaha, thats melor!

Then, the dela. The clown. She is so damn ccuuuuuttttteeeeee. Cutest of all of them. Her giggle can make you laugh. Serious! She is one crazy girl. Love to hang out with her!

Milo is one cool chic. She can be soooo funny and serious at the same time. If you can imagine that, she will definetely suit into the picture.She is very smart also.

Jobaly is one cool character. You will never know when is he joking and when is he serious. Becasu most of the time these people can be vert wacky. He takes his work very seriously. He is very neat person and his projects are always clean just like his room. Oh, yeah, he has this big tissue box inside his back pack that he brings where ever he goes. He loves checkered shirt as his wardrobe is filled with them. He used to to be very thin but now he is not anymore! Happy kut. jehehehehe

Is the bitch.Oh sorry, the male-bitch. He is one funny fucker and lil bit of his brain is corrupted. He loves mariah carey like no one i know. He has this tendency to argue with mel on anything that she says, end of the day, he gets all the nice words coming from mel's mouth. ah padan muka! ahahha as usual his english is power giler. I remember the fat-ass frenzy that went around. These bunch of people have fetish for fat-asses! aAny fat ass passes by, they will burst into laugh and everyone in the gang has fat asses except for joba who doesn't have an ass! hahahahaa

Izar is the big-bro of the gang. Every girl wants to hug him! I remember when he and joe stand next to each other, it was like Timon and Pumba! Hahahaha. He has this pleasant look and smile that makes you feel comfy to talk to. Most of the time, he and dela will argue and end up dela hugging him! hahahaha.

I remember fida mida. I used to be very close to her. got to know her from netty. She is a good fren and a very sweet girl. Love to spend time with her.

Thats the gang i had back in Uni.One wacky group of frens who does stupid stuffs all the time. Not only stupid but also crazy. I love all of them, seriously! And miss them all like hell man. Fucking shit and as mel's fav word, PUNDEK betul! haahaha